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No comment. Take a look at the last 1,422 comments and itch yourself.

I think "eclectic" means "gay."

Keep your memories in check.

These times are certain.

Oh-uh!

My flesh-eating face-rash has revoked its resignation.

A proper pen should write on fucking paper.

Having crooked glasses can lower your IQ.

There was once a jumping ovation.

Sitting on people is usually rude.

I need more closets for my skeletons.

Technology designed to bring people together often drives them apart.

I have imaginary people in real places.

Look me in the lips and read my eyes.

Get off your computer and make something real.

It's getting freaky up in here.

People are pollution.

Don't make me open up a can of stalemate.

Look, I got smaller problems.

Having problems turning your car off?

My flesh-eating face-rash has resigned.

Now is the time for debate!

Earth is a bluish speck.

Let's ride into the sun.

Weather is everywhere.

Freedom is fun.

Many pens are unreliable off the shelf, and it's 2009.

I take my wars cold.

Let's whisper together.